Wife Swap

Alan is in Ks. at his grandmothers funeral. So I am sleep deprived, so if I ramble that's why.
Wife Swap is on. I watch it so I can say to myself "see we're the normal ones". Where do they find these people? Can you say WHACK JOBS! Are these people for real?

Also I want to address cell phone music. You know the one "enjoy the music while your party is reached". I called someone today(Jessica) and got a choppy version of Bon Jovi's shot down in a blaze of glory. I call Todd and get some wierd jazz, I've also gotten rap. What happened to a ring, ring, ring hello. If you must have a song preface it by, "you are about to waste one minute of your cell phone plan listening to a song your friend picked, a song that makes no sense at all. Unless your Jessica and you've been shot down in a blaze of glory. You can press 1 to hang up or press 2 to continue or press 3 and pray to God someone will just simply answer the freakin' phone. Come on people.

Alan & I went to the Funny Bone this past weekend. It was so fun. We had never been and the guy who plays Special Ed on Crank Yankers was there. He was hilarious. Totally recomend it, Sat. are no smoking shows. The drunks are funny too.